A downloadable game for Windows

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The tale begins in 1987, in the Olde Far Off Kingdom of Michigan. Local do-gooder Bill is standing obliviously in the street, smoking a self-rolled cigarette of what we'll assume is a legal substance. While consuming his cigarette's combusting contents, Bill is stung by a massive wasp. Like, no, seriously, a super big-ass wasp. Realizing his disdain for wasps, Bill sets out to eradicate the wasp scourge by attacking them with his mouth-based pellet shooting abilities.

Can Bill defeat the WASP KING and save the world from their horrible sting?

Find out by playing GOD, I HATE WASPS!

  • Three quick-fire floors in the Wasp Castle, complete with secret rooms.
  • Three Wasp Bosses, including the Wasp King
  • In-game timer and score grading show you your results, with ability to save screenshots of your score card.
  • Easy to pick up, challenging to master; designed for speedruns and optimization.
  • Short and sweet. Skilled players will spend less than 5 minutes in the Wasp Castle; who can set the best time?
  • Game Boy style palette, resolution and screen-size with 5 scale settings for those of you who are as blind as I am.


Arrow Keys: Move Bill

Z: Jump

X: Shoot

Release date Sep 02, 2019
GenrePlatformer, Action, Shooter
Made withGameMaker: Studio
Tags2D, Arcade, Singleplayer, Speedrun
Average sessionA few minutes


Buy Now$1.00 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $1 USD. You will get access to the following files:

Version 1.03 (.exe) 6 MB

Development log


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Hello! I had fun playing it, but I do not know where to go after the first boss because I cannot see a door or a hole to go through or anything of the sort :( If you could help with that I'd really appreciate it, I would love to finish it!

Still, I really liked that boss (actually died to it a couple times!). My favourite part of the level was that part where there was a difficult jump to make and if you don't make it the path underneath is blocked by a crate, because it forces you to use your gun and thus learn that you can destroy them that way. It was a very nice execution of a classic game developer trick >:) 

All 3 bosses should open up a hole in the floor for you to drop through, barring any bugs.

Thank you for your comment and appreciation!

Fun game so far but in around 1/2 of my games the pit doesn't open after killing the first boss.  Not sure why, I haven't noticed anything obvious that causes it. 

That's really strange. If I have some time this week I'll look into it and try to push a fix.

I have also noticed in more runs that occasionally wasps take like 3x the amount of hits to kill them. happens randomly and not to every wasp? still enjoying the game though!

This is actually an intended mechanic! If you keep chaining shots into Wasps, you can keep shooting them until you stop. The more shots you land the more overkill bonus you receive, but it caps at a certain amount.