A downloadable game for Windows

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The tale begins in 1987, in the Olde Far Off Kingdom of Michigan. Local do-gooder Bill is standing obliviously in the street, smoking a self-rolled cigarette of what we'll assume is a legal substance. While consuming his cigarette's combusting contents, Bill is stung by a massive wasp. Like, no, seriously, a super big-ass wasp. Realizing his disdain for wasps, Bill sets out to eradicate the wasp scourge by attacking them with his mouth-based pellet shooting abilities.

Can Bill defeat the WASP KING and save the world from their horrible sting?

Find out by playing GOD, I HATE WASPS!

  • Three quick-fire floors in the Wasp Castle, complete with secret rooms.
  • Three Wasp Bosses, including the Wasp King
  • In-game timer and score grading show you your results, with ability to save screenshots of your score card.
  • Easy to pick up, challenging to master; designed for speedruns and optimization.
  • Short and sweet. Skilled players will spend less than 5 minutes in the Wasp Castle; who can set the best time?
  • Game Boy style palette, resolution and screen-size with 5 scale settings for those of you who are as blind as I am.


Arrow Keys: Move Bill

Z: Jump

X: Shoot

Release date Sep 02, 2019
GenrePlatformer, Action, Shooter
Made withGameMaker: Studio
Tags2D, Arcade, Singleplayer, Speedrun
Average sessionA few minutes


Buy Now$1.00 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $1 USD. You will get access to the following files:

Version 1.03 (.exe) 6 MB

Development log

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